taxes & puppies

I spent this Saturday doing my taxes and babysitting 2 boxers and a mini-bulldog puppy. Man was it exhausting! The worst part was that I had to take them out separately (and we live on the 3rd floor) because otherwise all they wanted to do is play and not pee. And it was so cold [...]

In case of emergency make sure to yodel

So there’s this red, pretty official looking Emergency button on the wall next to the kitchen at my work. I’ve never pressed it because … well, there’s never been an emergency.

It simply says: IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PUSH HERE

Today I learned the button yodels. That’s right you heard me, it yodels. You press it and yoddeling fills the air. And I feel like an idiot.